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Spread Demotivational Poster

0:2 - At least he was a team player...

TAGS: jesus k d spread
Rating: 2.1/5
wampyre - December 18, 2009, 8:34 am
the Christinator


PETA - Mostly nuts. Spread the word.

TAGS: peta spread nuts
Rating: 4.2/5

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twill1962 - August 26, 2012, 10:16 am
PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals!
Jenna3220 - June 4, 2012, 7:35 pm
steve1961 - June 4, 2012, 12:21 pm
I have it on toast with my veal and eggs-along with some seal blubber;)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 4, 2012, 1:33 am
I can’t believe this is real. I mean I do, but my mind is… rejecting the… visual… LOL
SteveFurlong - June 3, 2012, 5:05 pm
Excellent! I dug up my password to log in just so I could give you 5L.

Spread the Wealth -

TAGS: marx spread the wealth
Rating: 3.26/5
TheSarge - November 21, 2009, 2:04 am
Ugh...4 more days and I have to pay taxes again,I managed to miss most of this nonsense.
WTFO - October 31, 2009, 12:00 am
Hand ups, not hand outs. Regardless, the the govt out of the business of picking winners and losers.
Bah - October 30, 2009, 2:20 pm
As someone who is poor (no job right now) and has no health insurance, I'd at least like the OPPORTUNITY to get rich. If I stay poor, that's MY fault. Don't reward me for contributing NOTHING. Make me earn my way and contribute to society.
rockntractor - October 26, 2009, 12:51 am
Hey if you have some extra money derek nobodies stopping you from helping some one in need! I could give you some websites where you can give!
Derek - October 19, 2009, 6:52 pm
Is this not the whole point? Some 50 Million people haven't any form of health care. Some may be lazy, but that doesn't mean one should let the rest grovel the way they do now. What percentage of the military budget will this cost?
WTFO - October 18, 2009, 11:53 pm
I never stated we should abandon those who truly need help. They are already being helped under the current system. Obama's socialist view makes it easier for able-bodied but lazy folks to suck the welfare tit even more.
Derek - October 18, 2009, 9:49 pm
Of course, we're not only talking about "able-bodied" people, but even they can have learning difficulties, be insane, be saddled with a number of young children or other dependent relatives.
WTFO - September 1, 2009, 11:58 pm
In the US where there is as much opportunity to succeed as anywhere in the world, how pathetic is it if an able-bodied person can't get it together? Where are you going to go if you can't make something of yourself here?
Ed-Hyde - September 1, 2009, 3:47 pm
Kippers always makes me think of dirty underwear for some reason.
LogicDude - September 1, 2009, 2:47 pm
Confound you Ed-Hyde! You've exposed me for the silver spoon offspring that I really am. I'm going to have to have my Manservant Jeeves do you in...right after he brings me my kippers and toast.
Ed-Hyde - September 1, 2009, 2:22 pm
Well obviously LogicDude, you didn't actually work for those houses. (80+ hours a week, massive amounts of travel and heartache and blood sweat and tears). You must have inherited them, or cheated 'Da System'. You can't earn money honestly, of course.
LogicDude - September 1, 2009, 2:07 pm
If I work my tail off to buy 4 vacation houses why should I HAVE to give one up to feed someone TOO LAZY to do the same?
mw - September 1, 2009, 1:34 pm
give according to his NEEDS!!!!! it's a socialist policy and I like. stupid rich people don't want to give up their fourth vacation house so people can eat more than one meal a day...
HAHA - April 12, 2009, 1:38 am
Kiss my a**. Get a job and make your own way. Nobamma is a loser.
Karl Marx - November 16, 2008, 3:59 pm
Thou shalt not use my name in vain.
Yoda - November 16, 2008, 3:56 pm
Playing with your ***k in Iraq isn't socialism, It's fascism.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 24, 2008, 7:08 pm
I love how people call Obama a socialist. Georgie Bush just spent a trillion dollars playing with his ***k in Iraq. What's that? It's National Socialism.
Bow Down - October 24, 2008, 3:47 pm
to the overlord douchebag, his name says it all
Overlord Douchebag - October 24, 2008, 3:39 pm
Looks like it's still troll season.
MiddleClass - October 24, 2008, 3:26 pm
f***in communist wants to ruin this whole d*** country


TAGS: geek keeper spreadsheet farscape
Rating: 2.12/5

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Kaladon - April 8, 2010, 10:37 am
Yer thats what it was made for as muggins here is said keeper. Like i said in my email: "13 Years of Education, 8 years in IT, 22 years of using computers and it all comes down to this"
pieman - April 5, 2010, 10:48 am
Sorry this is getting voted down. I like it. You always have someone like this in every office.


TAGS: cranky rerun realitylord mods 3 stooges spread out timmie tribute challenge iceman
Rating: 4.56/5

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falloutghoul - March 1, 2012, 6:54 pm
Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk.
rerun - February 29, 2012, 7:50 pm

WOW, amsome
maoworks2 - February 29, 2012, 7:46 am
Oh A Wise Guy !
Reality Lord - February 29, 2012, 7:35 am

style ice...all style. 5weet dude!
GaryO - February 29, 2012, 6:53 am


TAGS: was that a spread sheet i just saw on your screen
Rating: 4.5/5

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Verdeckt - August 26, 2011, 8:03 am
spacedog - June 4, 2010, 6:56 pm
Well done Jake, 5L.
pieman - June 4, 2010, 2:46 pm
I would make coffee and sneek in a spread sheet or two. 5 sugars in your coffee.
deadraisin - June 4, 2010, 2:36 pm
I gotta say my favorite Motifake to date, 5L for sure.
Zealot - June 4, 2010, 1:39 pm
nah, I'd do my homework
Faceplant31 - June 4, 2010, 1:01 pm
Amsome poster Jake and amsome comment Grey. 5L's!
GreyScorpion - June 4, 2010, 12:49 pm
this should have been posted on Blasphemy day, just sayin' 5L


Two Good Reasons -

TAGS: manspreading reason balls
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - June 9, 2017, 8:12 am
concern3 - June 9, 2017, 7:30 am
Oh what a relief it is, UP yours so to speak.
JesusWept - June 8, 2017, 11:27 am
Thanks O|O
Silverheart - June 8, 2017, 11:02 am

And mine are silver, so I try to avoid the clang clang. 5L

Retaliation Continues -

Adventure -

TAGS: whitewater rafting corporate office spreadsheets
Rating: 4.8/5

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Rick69 - February 22, 2016, 3:17 pm
Great presentation as always... Found it a bit difficult to understand the premise. But, then again, I'm a full-time student!